I love waffles, my hair, and the New York Mets. Please stop telling me I look like Shaun White.
Having a "beauty night" with my daughter. She tells the WORST jokes.
@omniality @intransitivelie For yous guys.
Good of my grandfather to keep my ego in check.
@CatsmeatP_P I'm sorry you got shot on The Walking Dead.
And I wasn't wrong! Xox @dtylermeyer
Well certainly any letter addressed to me with One Direction stickers HAS to be good. @dtylermeyer
@RTDaniels Here is a book I own:
Handsome black guy in his 20s, rockin' white broad in her 60s. They are together. In fur.
I don't know about you guys, but this is how I will always remember Alex Rodriguez:
The next two weeks of my life are going to include me having a paint brush permanently attached to my hand...
@DonCheech @BrianErni Here's the Candy Apple board, pre-clear coating.
My daughter, the kickball Rockette.
Nothing quite like painting a racist mascot.
Galactic Commander ADAMA????
Cecelia asked me why the man driving this car wasn't wearing a shirt. I think it's pretty self explanatory.
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