Their android mascot does not give me relief that they can fix the problem... #sixmilliondollardebtman

I'm on Edge network on getting full bars. #attoutage #doesntstopme

@erin_joanne @kellyeee @CaligulaCrunch poison ivy in question...

I'll take your 103 degrees and raise you to 107.

RT @mycerebrallife: Chicks dig scars right? What about gardening scars...? http://twitpic.com/54q1a4

Chicks dig scars right? What about gardening scars...?

@David_Boreanaz are these Booth approved socks?

Looks like some little boy ate cake when he wasn't supposed to and is passed out in my bed.

@thefredsavage @SethMacFarlane "the greatest actor in the world"! Is that a costume of Mr T??

Who's awesome... #thisguy

Who's going to give a shit... #thisguy

Who's going to sit in silence for an hour bc no one else is here... #thisguy

Who got to work early this morning... #thisguy

We took this boat down!!

How you like the new do??

@iberrychick @iberrychick @erin_joanne #cutehate

This salsa is the SHIT!!

This salsa is the SHIT!!

Woman's shirt at the dance studio - #drwho

Someone won't wake up this morning...