Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ kind of weather. Well played Melbourne.

I'm sorry @JBHiFi, I spoke too soon. I can now cut out my Diablo III "Do Not Disturb" sign... at work.

This is how fair @wdstoreau's prices are. Left side US store, right side AU store. I mean, come on guys.

Hey @Adobe, coincidence?

Photoshop CS6 opening screen is causing me to play Stevie Wonder's Superstition multiple times throughout the day. Also rape cats.

It is your mission to do this when you see abandoned TVs on the nature strip.

It's a dog in a tricycle for fucks sake.

Why hello there. Of course I consent to you raping my ears.

Hail like this.

Virtual Gastric Lapband Hypnosis? The fuck @LivingSocial? Pathetic deal and sad blurb.

Seen on my way to North Melbourne train station.

Enter it in to your calendars, girls and boys.

Made it out just on time.

Say hello to my little friend...

Bitches love fishes. Pity I can't seem to catch any.

Photo of the devastating power outage that has plagued Melbourne's north.

Happening right now. Thank you hostel.

Now what are the odds of this particular drink bottle being used as a sex toy?

@VentraIP Context. Don't worry about it.

Really @VentraIP? I proclaim you have a rogue agent in your mist! We received this to our support request.