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Michael Showalter

@mshowalter

Author of Mr.Funny Pants available at a bookstore near you! Or online now at www.amazon.com

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Many thank yous to @brisulli and her bf Patrick for scooping up these 2 orphans and giving them a home.

Many thank yous to and her bf Patrick for scooping up these 2 orphans and giving them a home.

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Many thank yous to @brisulli and her strapping bf Patrick for scooping up these 2 orphans and giving them a home.

Many thank yous to and her strapping bf Patrick for scooping up these 2 orphans and giving them a home.

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This is my favorite Bork album.

This is my favorite Bork album.

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Oh what might have been.

Oh what might have been.

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Due to high volume I'm taking applications. Send Draw Something pic if u dare. (See my BIRD pic.)

Due to high volume I'm taking applications. Send Draw Something pic if u dare. (See my BIRD pic.)

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Hard to have a serious conversation if you're holding a giant spider crab.

Hard to have a serious conversation if you're holding a giant spider crab.

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Impossible to have serious conversation with this on.

Impossible to have serious conversation with this on.

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BEN: Dammit, my hair's all messy! Does anyone have a hat I could borrow for the press conference?! TINY BANK ROBBER: Here! Take mine!

BEN: Dammit, my hair's all messy! Does anyone have a hat I could borrow for the press conference?!
TINY BANK ROBBER: Here! Take mine!

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Damn son, you look all kinds of stupid.

Damn son, you look all kinds of stupid.

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Wait! Before I do this press conference about the football game I need to put my super-weird looking tiny hat on.

Wait! Before I do this press conference about the football game I need to put my super-weird looking tiny hat on.

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My new intern William. She's a girl but we are raising her as a man.

My new intern William. She's a girl but we are raising her as a man.

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Hm. Yum. Nothing I love more than raw turkey drumsticks on a bed of lettuce.

Hm. Yum. Nothing I love more than raw turkey drumsticks on a bed of lettuce.

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A polite subway douchebag.

A polite subway douchebag.

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The perfect centerpiece to your holiday table.

The perfect centerpiece to your holiday table.

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