The last of my kind
"Don't go breaking my heart"
"I couldn't if I tried"
"Honey if I got restless"
"Baby, you're ads aren't that kind."
Is it just me or did you wakeup this morning, look in the mirror and see "Leap Dave Williams" staring back at you?
"Don't pancake batter me, bro" is 2012's "don't taze me, bro".
Happy 19th Anniversary, Mr. President. And they said it wouldn't last. #sheporiginal
Proof that God exists for Christian dudes: Tim Tebow. Proof that God exists for Jewish dudes: Bar Refaeli.
Kicking off the year in high style with limited edition Champagne from my pal Nucky in Atlantic City. Woot woot!
Thanks to honorary chosen person Constantine Valhouli for sending me this picture. Praise thy egg roll.
In retrospect, the media shouldn't have predicted Irene's impact on NYC based on this spaghetti model.
Why I live in Brooklyn.
Netflix, you know me too well.
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