Attorney. Can't grow a beard.
I usually yank my tie off when I'm the last one in the office. My door is amassing quite the collection.
George Carlin, prophet
@REALJOSHSAGER @DSager3 @ian_sager #stealthseder
Beautiful day good thing I have a 9 hour CLE.
@LeeSchneiderEsq yea I was there. It happens. Team blows. He’s amazing though.
@DavidCornDC also asking for money!
@BuzzFeedAndrew STILL ASKING FOR MONEY
Oops I ran out of tape. #newyorkerspreparing #sandy #clueless #doesthisevendoanything?
@MissyZzi I think I look nifty
@KFCBarstool not sure what to say other than I immediately thought of KFC when this was a jeopardy category
@JoeandEvan north shore animal league dogs are chick magnets
GAHHHHHH LAMB HEADS
Got a sample of @SingleCutBeer’s Isle Ale right from the source. Absolutely unbelievable. #Astoria #ditmars #beer
@stoolpresidente @KFCBarstool u see maroneys twitter picture? Such a good call earlier - bf stealer.
@Alsboringtweets @cc660 how is there no "home to al dukes voice and brains behind boomer and carton" sign?
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