Matt S

@mschles

Attorney. Can't grow a beard.

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I usually yank my tie off when I'm the last one in the office. My door is amassing quite the collection.

George Carlin, prophet

Beautiful day good thing I have a 9 hour CLE.

yea I was there. It happens. Team blows. He’s amazing though.

also asking for money!

STILL ASKING FOR MONEY

SO CLOSE

Oops I ran out of tape. #newyorkerspreparing #sandy #clueless #doesthisevendoanything?

I think I look nifty

not sure what to say other than I immediately thought of KFC when this was a jeopardy category

north shore animal league dogs are chick magnets

GAHHHHHH LAMB HEADS

Got a sample of ’s Isle Ale right from the source. Absolutely unbelievable. #Astoria #ditmars #beer

Gahhhhh bliss

u see maroneys twitter picture? Such a good call earlier - bf stealer.

how is there no "home to al dukes voice and brains behind boomer and carton" sign?

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