My open letter to Lord Monckton - a touch rant-y.

My Riverside Calendar Shot

Since I have no gardening prowess I must assume this is a triffid. Come to kill.

Someone at Anne Geddes Inc. said, "Let's extend the idea of a baby wearing an animal costume and turn it into a doll. " *Shudder*

Cheap & cheerful in Freo.

This alleged pattern was in my dentists waiting room as we as every cheap hotel on the planet. What is it & Why?

Jason Soymilk and Felicity Robot:Meeting Cute

Seen while dogwalking - a refillable winecask of PM Bob Hawke. From the '80s. #OldSchool

You wanted a statuette of Steve Irwin, yeah? Proud's, Booragoon.

If you've got a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire - Jason Soy Milk

I keep dreaming about K-Rudd. In these dreams he does mighty deeds and fulfills campaign promises. That's how I know I'm dreaming.

Heaven has a drop off area. Probably not what you expected...

I see this battered kangaroo statue when dog-walking in Freo. I like it. It's a survivor.

Can't talk now, I'm halfway through a Kalkitos that I got with a jumbo pack of Mio cheese in 1981.

Stella!

Meat Pie - the Australian staple

Is this saintly visitation in a parking station captured on my mobile? No. No it is isn't.

Taken at Metrofresh, Mount Pleasant. Flash photography on shiny pastry - mmm-mmm-good!

Fong's Kitchen Takeaway, Perth, W. Australia Reasonable food with a side of bleak decor.

Saw this at Melville Shopping Centre. Is Jimmy proudly militant or being pranked?