Law talkin' guy. Has feelings about plurals. When in doubt, assume sarcasm.
So apparently Opal paid ME for that last trip? IDK.
Look #Ello m8 you need a whale
RT @Certainium: @mrtiedt #relevant http://t.co/PVZofYl3rM
Ha ha ha yeah #no ping @crikey_news
Remember that pic showing you how photography tricks can make you look thinner? Diet pill companies have stolen it
IS THAT SKY BLUE???
What kind of monster...
This makes me so very very happy #AFLSwansSaints
IT'S FRIDAY PEOPLE
Gee, @twitter. I wonder if this is @spam?
It’s raining in Sydney today, so I am particularly pleased that I have not yet gotten round to replacing these shoes.
This is a pretty embarrassing attempt at clearing your name from @crikey_news ping @mearesy
.@j_hutch double burrito is the secret
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