Can't count, which is fine, because it's not like it's important for my job. I like Red Bull and cheese. Vertically challenged. Work in finance.
Don't you wish you had a data allowance like me?
@MrSquirrel_ @davidcotton84 You can borrow mine.
@maffrj @hippy_jon Oooooh close!
Hey @1and1_UK, could you ask Sachin Gupta to adopt a cheesier pose next time you photograph him?
Music EVERYWHERE! Mwa-ha-ha-ha.
This is beyond awesome. Armando Iannucci totally owning Alistair Campbell.
@crazycolours @ajhmurray Bloody shame about THIS misleading link though, isn't it. FFS.
@MrSquirrel_ I designed you a range of accessories. You don't have to use them, but they are there in case you want to.
Hmmm… I appear to have disgruntled your ginger Welsh friend…? Did I say something nasty about the Lost Prophets?
@MrSquirrel_ Huh. 3rd paragraph is interesting. #wasntmeguv
@MrSquirrel_ Just thought you should know, it's getting ugly out there. #Squizzle
Meanwhile, the Mail hits a double whammy. Cancer, AND a champagne flute giveaway.
That's funny. There seems to be something missing from The Sun front page this morning. I can't quite place it.
Microsoft design team: "Wait until the user is in a hurry to shut down, then make them wait for the updates to install"
When eBay recommendations go bad. (My last purchase was a wall mount for a Dyson handheld…)
I've responded to the bank. Let's hope I haven't missed the deadline.
Thank goodness Dr Bankole got in touch. I was wondering where I'd left my bank card worth $2.8 million.
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