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Turns out, I was wrong. There IS a god.
Fancy dress #1 purchased and delivered.
Are there any stained glass people around? My wedding invitation didn't survive the move:
Seeking new mother. One who doesn't ruin my whole life all the time. WITH SOUP.
#hhfd (houston @blogher food drive) is getting rescheduled, due to this. Not the snow. I'm not that much of a pussy. #germs
Jesus built your hotrod? Pshaw. He built my happy meal toy.
Time to see what all the hubbub is about...
Finally, its cold enough to wear my @redneckmommy scarf!
The sound of silence...
We braved black friday to get a 'make the dog bite to the face better' toy. She picked a Lego Power Miner.
I think she'll live.
8 biscotti, a bit of marscapone, a sploosh of frangelico, boiling water & 60 mins...
And with that, the entire cross continental move and general life-fuck became worth it.
Filed under Things That Make Me Laugh Because I Am An Asshole:
@curiouschef strikes again. And its delicious.
For months I searched for the perfect round glass table...
please to meet my 10 year old nephew, the one I didn't know existed 48 hrs ago.
Mr lady's surefire cure for the plague. Woo hoo green curry!
Now is the time on sprockets when we pummel the ever-living shit out of each other.
They're not just for big brothers. #curiouschef http://kidtestlabs.com
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