I was born. I am currently living life. I left out the details between birth and living life. After all, I'm limited to a certain amount of characters here.
#ThrowbackThursday They made me toss my cigar for this pic!!! Damn parents!!!!
OH NO!!! Not again!!
SHE LOCKED HERSELF OUT AGAIN!!!! #YippyYappyYahooy
Tip of the day: Always have your keys on you!!!
WAY BACK night last night!!
On this date in 1953 the odds were pretty high that I shit myself!!!!
Who in the hell parks like this???
@Brendabeanie Fue divertido!!!!
@mexibren Pick those damn oranges up woman!!!!! #Please
I'm dog sitting a lazy ass AND a bed messer upper! This was made!! Ya gotta believe me!!
I'm dog sitting a lazy ass AND a bed messer upper!! I really did have this bed made! Ya gotta believe me!! Why won't you believe me??
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