Former Blue Peter badge winner. Current award winning writinger.
Flow Chart: Should I Eat Cake?
I think we can all agree that Christopher Nolan missed a trick.
Because the Queen doing her De Niro impression never stops being awesome.
Prayers? Get with the times, grandad. God's only accepting Facebook likes now.
Once I melted 4 Chunky Kit Kats together to make a giant Kit Kat. It was the best day ever.
'Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush'. This is why you can't have nice things, humanity
Vulcans are rubbish at Rock, Paper Scissors... #StarTrek
Today's weather forecast...
Jedi charades always ended in a fight on Christmas Day
Darth Vader felt his son's presents
Oh crap. The world is doomed.
My friend @mrdaveturner has sorted Facebook. You're welcome.
Hi Will & Kate. For Future Reference. A Flowchart for Dealing with a Crying Baby.
Hi Daily Mail. I'm assuming the vomiting virus *isn't* the elixir to weight loss that you're talking about?
Organising the Secret Santa on the Death Star was a logistical nightmare…
Endor - The dullest place in the galaxy #starwars #rtoj
It's almost the weekend. Shall we see what the Stormtroopers are up to on Twitter?
@Akassa05 Dude. Why are you questioning Death?
Touché, Google. Touché.
The quality of a Bond film is inversely proportional to the quality of the theme song. There is a graph so it is FACT.
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