Spy. Dammit! Ex-spy.
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@WhyMissJones Look where I am!
No idea what this film's about.
As promised, here's my exciting new Friday feature: Look At The Size of That Fucking Ramekin.
Hey! Clever tweeps! If I want to connect a Mac Cinema Display to a Mac Pro with these ports, what do I need?
Don't know if this is sold out, but if not get a ticket. Literally the funniest thing I've seen in years.
Actually, I'm not sure it's "us", George.
On the Returns shelves of my local library. Yep. That'd be right. #savelibraries
Worst. Valentine. Idea. Ever.
I bet you are, yeah. Way to sell a brand.
On the wall in Churchill's Cafe, Whitehall. Owners on phone to The Sun as I type.
Bet this place is ultimately disappointing.
Coolest thing. After my gig tonight a lovely lady gave me this fantastic framed piece of needlework:
Thanks to Twitter & all your supportive tweets, justice has once again been done. Hurray for us! #FreeTheHeinz124
Cause 2 - Free The Heinz 124!
Drinking M&S Cab Sauv out of a plastic toothbrush mug in this bleak, bleak hotel room (scale: bed=child size) Show. Biz.
Two gardeners in the BBC nursery take a break from the intensive labour of Tardis farming.
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