@WhyMissJones Look where I am!

No idea what this film's about.

As promised, here's my exciting new Friday feature: Look At The Size of That Fucking Ramekin.

We're ready.

Hey! Clever tweeps! If I want to connect a Mac Cinema Display to a Mac Pro with these ports, what do I need?

Don't know if this is sold out, but if not get a ticket. Literally the funniest thing I've seen in years.

Don't know if this is sold out, but if not get a ticket. Literally the funniest thing I've seen in years.

Actually, I'm not sure it's "us", George.

On the Returns shelves of my local library. Yep. That'd be right. #savelibraries

Worst. Valentine. Idea. Ever.

I bet you are, yeah. Way to sell a brand.

On the wall in Churchill's Cafe, Whitehall. Owners on phone to The Sun as I type.

@RebeccaFront

Bet this place is ultimately disappointing.

Coolest thing. After my gig tonight a lovely lady gave me this fantastic framed piece of needlework:

Thanks to Twitter & all your supportive tweets, justice has once again been done. Hurray for us! #FreeTheHeinz124

Cause 2 - Free The Heinz 124!

Drinking M&S Cab Sauv out of a plastic toothbrush mug in this bleak, bleak hotel room (scale: bed=child size) Show. Biz.

Two gardeners in the BBC nursery take a break from the intensive labour of Tardis farming.