Girls think they have it tough trying to find a nice guy, but I'm slogging through this shit so I don't wanna hear it:

If I were ever to get a tattoo it would be this one from 'Memento'. #iwasactuallykindathinkingaboutit -

That's not Delaware, that's Deutschland. It left Germany today and will be here tomorrow. Now sure how. But Okay!

Also so bored today I bought a watch. Made by the folks that made them for the US in WWII. (Styled accordingly.)

Above you'll see a Tweet from me over a month ago. Below, a tshirt released today. Dreams can come true...

And thus, after three hundred sixty and some odd days of waiting, balance is restored:

Oh, hey new bed set:

Remember a few weeks ago when I asked for fisherman platter recommendations and no one answered? Victory is mine!

Damn, @crtwomey and I knew how to class it up:

Sometimes you read something and it just clicks. These are the new words I live by:

I require this outfit:

In the immortal words of @Pres_Bartlet, "What's next?"

Preparing the grill. #CapeWeekend

There is a God. And his name is Bobby.

If I had a girlfriend I'd buy her this charm. If she didn't like it... She wouldn't be my girlfriend anymore.

Annnnd now you know which one:

At some point in the naming process the only sensible person stormed out saying, "Fine! Fuck it! Do whatever."

#PocketContents -

Well Maxim Magazine: when you're right, you're right -

I sorta just rocked "Sister Christian" karaoke style... @etward and @anthonygentile would have been proud.