'He's a life enhancer' - @matthogan
'His talents and personal ethos are humbling' - @elegantsavages
'I'm your wife, put me in your bio' - @ShivHarrison
19 different advent clues done so far. I have 3 ideas the bank. 2 more anyone?
Beautiful yellow Saab outside our house. Makes our 10 year old Peugeot look dull.
Thank you Secret Santa!
We've got Tickles for the weekend. He has to be photographed doing fun things, and all printed out by Monday ;o(
It's Christmas jumper day at work! And look, I've left my double chin at home!
Love this message on a screen in the CRM system I use at work.
Imagine when you get too grown up that you can't sit in a trolley. Sad times.
Oh dear @SkyHelpTeam, you don't even know how to count. Or reply to tweets. Or tell me the truth. Or...help.
Her boobs deserve to stay in the show. Goldenballs. NOT watching Strictly.
@WHS_Carpet I know Smiths can't afford it but the 99p Store should do better than this.
@Charlie628 damn you beat me to it
All ready for a trip to Scarborough, they've certainly packed the car full.
I did #SmallBizSatUK in @taylorsbutchers style, me and my Triplets did @TinderboxToys too (who NEED a hat).
It's one of those straight out of the camera jobs for @steverumsby @stylusboy
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