(podium) girl for hire. i write dirty, funny things about pro cyclists. i can be found riding my own bicycle in very high heels. i am famous on the internet.
by tomorrow, this'll be mine, and i'll have a hell of an outfit for next sat. @spencerhaugh, we have plans.
at home with mr. conklin p. cat, napping. see you all tonight.
the octopus gets a saline lock.
best birthday balloon ever. jealous, @spencerhaugh?
this is sort of for @cjsier. let's go #redwings!
wants to send this photo of conks the cat to ty conklin. #redwings
find me a clipless shoe like this @mathletics, and you got yourself a deal.
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