Like waking up covered in someone else's blood, but in a good way
@jemsy14 is amazing she sent me a telegram stop it is here stop
500g of pasta just wasn't enough, so I bought an excellent supper:
Sometimes the little notes of appreciation make it all worth it.
My dad's bedtime reading #sameasyours?
Someone coughed up blood on the urinal next to me. #HOT #whatthehell
Sometimes being able to see the letter R is important...
Outside White Hart Lane. Looking forward to my free beer.
Is this range rover with blacked out windows Kid Rock's car? See license plate. Just cruisin' round Notting Hill.
Finally leaving the office. May as well just set off again for work tomorrow by the time I get home.
Steel most likely. Unlikely to generate much value.
I'm told this is camomile tea. #nervous
Long long straight straight
Long walk ahead of me
An optimistic amount of pasta for one... #biggerthanmyplate
I drew this er... masterpiece. Can't help but think the lady looks slightly in the style of @beatonna? #accidentalplagiarism
Either diabetics are able to eat ice cream from Asda, or they're part of the flavour. #thankfranknotme
This "Christmas Spirit" marketing from an estate agent of all places is a bit sickening.
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