Hoping to make a better job of the second half of life
@Fee__ I perused this section.
I got out of bed to get jaffa cakes from Tesco.
Persons in their late 30's will recognise these as anti tourettes cake covers.
@thepoke this didn't need inventing.
@fletcherchriss Trending makes u feel good.
@clairbevan Two pics attached explaining. U ok? http://twitpic.com/4q7nd4
@clairbevan Two pics attached explaining. U ok?
The most sought after invitation of the coming weeks. I imagine you will not be in attendance.
@DavieLegend I'm good ta
@Matt_Scott no I wasn't.
The lovely @clairbevan brought me back these from NYC. 2x half pound reeses peanut butter cups. Not sharing.
Misread the name of the cbbc programme. I'm still laughing and disgusted with myself.
I saw this in a shop. The label reads 'wash mitt' I misread this and laughed quite alot. I didn't buy one.
@davidschneider did you see this man earlier talking about pensions. Look at the eyes.
The eyes are the window to the soul. Oh.
This is why there will be no further glimpses into my private life.
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