I don't like to be a show-off, but isn't that what Twitter is for?
What you can't carry on board a Mexican airliner. (Memories of an out of control John McEnroe?)
Walking down street w/ Susan Lucci. Wondering if she notices that my tie matches my watch @cbssunday
Mmmm. Water + Apple Cider Vinegar + Baking Soda = Heartburn relief. That's why I use #TwitterCare
@michaelianblack I love that you've gone back to ur Aileen Wuornos look. How'd you get so much volume in ur hair?
@michaelianblack Fine, then you DON'T look like superhunk wife-killer Scott Peterson!
I'm also the new spokesmodel for Trabant. Can only see this ad in former East Berlin
@MeaghanMurphyLA @GracieLaw Here's my sexy twitpic
The scene last night at Fox News
The scene last night at MSNBC
Carl Paladino taking a break & wearing what else? #wherearetheynow
Thrilled that comic @iamcolinquinn posed for pic w/ my wax figure at Madame Tussaud's!
@halosofhope I'm JUST finishing hat. Would love u to have it. Lookie!
My "Vote Team Mo" campaign poster
I'm totally into luging
My 1-handed cartwheel w/ open bottle of water in my "free" hand, onstage @Waitwait Don't Tell Me. Pals Adam Felber & Kyrie O'Connor in bg
#Glee cast & me & students from Sacred Heart in midtown (whose auditorium they kindly let us use)
Okay, this should work. It's my Halloween costume:
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