Monte Fontaine


Setting the standard for parental embarrassment, sixteen years running.

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In Japan even the mid-range hotels like ours come w/ the ubiquitous toilet seat bidet. R u listening, U.S. hotels?

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I forgot that DTW has an elevated tram *inside* the main terminal. Kinda freaky at first.

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Oh sure, they laugh at my dancing, but they have no problem eating my gourmet pizza w/ fresh deli Italian sausage.

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PVG just might have the coolest ceiling/roof of all the int'l airports. #Shanghai

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From a distance, our hopes were high...until we got closer and discovered the "Gourmet Food." #Shanghai

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Dude, I totally had the idea for this restaurant name like 20 years ago. Ya snooze, ya lose.

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Sara feelin' it concert July 3,2009 in Seattle.

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A better pic of Tegan- concert July 3,2009 in Seattle.

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We were right next to the stage, especially Tegan here (better pics are on camera, but can't post yet)

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Jumping on king size hotel bed: $200. Watching dad scrape head on popcorn ceiling: priceless.

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It's all fun & games until someone grabs the $6 snicker bar from the hotel snack basket by mistake.

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What to do w/ carpet in this anxiety-inducing, maze-like pattern? Put it in an AIRPORT, of course (MSP). WTF?!?

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"Wild Thing" - Song=good. Ride=evil.

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With a name like "Steel Venom" how bad can it be? Enough to use my Dad's Day get-outta-ride-free card.

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Because apparently I didn't learn my lesson 29 years ago from the original version. Already regretting this.

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A common sight in places like China, this is the first time I saw an apartment move via bike here in the U.S.

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The meditative benefits of weeding one's garden boxes is but one perk of working from home.

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Baby banana fingers! Cracks me up everytime. Yes, I know, very easily amused.

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Well hello there, Dianthus. You look as good as I feel on this fabulous day!

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Daaamn that was good! I really should splurge like this more often.

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