Monte Fontaine


Setting the standard for parental embarrassment, sixteen years running.

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We're coming; they're going. Day trip to Chicago is done. Hello MSP!

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It's cheap! It's white! It's Big Whoop Australian white wine, and it's quite tasty with this chef salad I just whipped up!

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Does this powerful pneumatic framing nailer make me look like I'm compensating?

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Pro-tip: When hangin' rock, use an automatic screw gun to screw multiple times w/o reloading. What?

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That spring in my step today? Might have something to do with these super yummy chicken feet I ate earlier. #DimSum

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Think you're tough huh, lat row machine? Mark my word, only one of us is walking out of this gym alive.

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The secret to effective lunch meetings: Cream Cheese Wontons at Quang Restaurant. would be so proud!

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We've all been here: 1 taco & 3 jalapenos left in the platter. We know we'll regret it later, but we can't resist.

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Fire breathers at the MN Renaissance Festival. Nice fireball, dude!

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I must admit, the shiny rings almost distracted me from the wide gap between her talent & the hype #lady gaga #snl

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It's gratuitous-pic-of-your-homemade-chinese-dumplings day, right? Be jealous. Be very jealous.

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Runner's eye view of the Great Mississippi. Second-wind kickin' in and not a moment too soon...

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I'm drinking New Age, the quintessential summer wine, in defiance of this cool & rainy day. It's bubbly. It's sweet. Don't judge.

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I was really in the mood for a glass of wine, but had nothing nachos-friendly besides beer. So I compromised.

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...And this is where they went: my spicy eggplant stir-fry. It tastes much better than it looks!

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Asian eggplant come in such a delightful range of colors & shapes...*sigh* I just knew this would be taken wrong.

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Wow, only in Japan: Noodle Sandwich! Because sometimes ya just gotta have a little ramen w/ your bread.

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Japan trip: I loved the cloud formations framing Mt. Fuji in this shot.

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Japan trip: Majestic Mt. Fuji overlooking temple and trees below.

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