Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says Oh shit... she's awake
@katedelcastillo a tu salud
The kid went to the movies with her dad. I'm supposed to be cleaning.
@undercovermama me too cheers
So instead of taking out the trash b/c it's full, you choose to just to use another trash bag & leave them?? FUCK YOU!!
Best license plate ever! #FRIENDS #Howyoudoing
He brought me coffee...hope it isn't poisoined. LOL
CHEERS RT "@TheBecksB: It's about that time #winetime"
She's my daughter! Happy 4th! @violentlips
She's my daughter! Happy 4th!
Happy 4th of July!! We have our @violentlips on!!!
This office is so effen cold.
Drinking red wine in a sports bar #youredoingitwrong
If I had a nickel for everytime I've thought of this from coworkers/sister....
Four generations...I'm so blessed
The love of my life
Love @queenofblending she's always super nice. Also completely & fabulously fierce.
Holy shit that's scay #IMATS
WTF??? DID YOU PAY SOMEONE FOR THIS???
More body art #IMATS
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