writer for 2 broke girls & co-founder of hellogiggles.com, queen. my birthday is two days after elvis'.
People are dumb as heeeeelllllllllllllllllllllll.
Oh, yes. I can pull this off for SURE.
Got this shirt from @notbrodyjenner tonight. Nothing ironic 'bout it.
Beastin' sojus with my gurrrrllll @blairebitchproj.
they be cuppin!
The old woman @ my packie insisted she massage my hands. I was like, "fine."
Do you guys think this wine was named after Taylor Momsen? Just playin'.
Found this to be worded very harshly considering this is from a kid's site that explains how eyes react 2 color.
pssh. i wish.
Seth Green really loves me. #followfriday #mysoul #lol
She told me my hair smells good :D
I ditched Pauly D or whoever that was 4 my boi @warrentheape.
This is how it looks.
We're talking about how much better east coast educations are!!!
Me and my gurl!!!
Chuck and I got the bright idea to soak the meat in Jack Daniels. U shoulda seen tha flame.
LOL. OH WELL!!!
The homie @sashaaa let me title her new painting. I called it "Walrus Snacks".
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