writer for 2 broke girls & co-founder of hellogiggles.com, queen. my birthday is two days after elvis'.
Elderly couple holding handz on Melrose: I'm stalkin yo asses.
@realadambrown did you want this on vinyl or no?
Giving myself heartburn so I can sleep off the rest of the day in slight pain.
Doesn't @saralizzzz look almost like our queen, K. Cavallari?
Got this postcard for @saralizzzz
Look @ this dumbass
Drinking out of a jar as a serious joke, apparently.
Making summer crunktailzz!!!!
My roomie's fam got me this to express my career on my shirt.
@alohanico you asked me about this color ages ago + my girl wound up owning it. "Vikini Green". Xoxo
Dark Side of Oz on the Thompson rooftop courtesy of my bro @Amadio
Woke up with this note on the fridge. Lil BroBro, you leave us this?
I decided to start using my eyes again AND that I'm OK wearing a dashiki in public today.
This dress is sadly too big and the white fabric aged poorly on the side. #vintagesadface
My husband @EdwardHansen and I just doing us on this fine crafternoon
My mother that I love too much is here.
My dress ripped because I was jumping on my bed and screaming about how popular I am.
Found these nutz.
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