writer for 2 broke girls & co-founder of hellogiggles.com, queen. my birthday is two days after elvis'.
i loooooooove people.
@morgan_murphy this is a cry for help.
@morgan_murphy beat this.
@mattnathanson - worlds collide
.@hellogiggles is shooting something today and I've been a biiiiiig tranny all day and I'm LOVIN' it.
.@sashaaa left this in my bed and I've been sleeping with it for over a week. :D
This is how I react to deadlines I've set for myself.
I was like, "Dolls, you're so sparkly, girl. Do you. Islands in the Stream for life, girl. Thought I knew."
found my doppelganger
Seeing this picture of Tavi looking all grown up made me want to write a moody poem about time.
@mattnathanson - this is a big deal because i usually steal music.
@richardrushfield - first of the mohicans?
found the bedroom intruder
Wearing one of my exclusive designs.
LOL. Sux I wind up in the front row errywhere I go. J/K. P.S. @6od's snakey bod did it. Braless.
Happy Birthday, @thisrecording. I made you a card.
thank you @jordanrubin for writing out my schedule.
Sara and I just bought this + there's a floppy in the bottom. This is like The Net, kinda.
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