Writer, Comedian, Bombayite, Grammar Nazi, Bengan, LOST fan, Astronaut, Nobel Laureate, slight-stretcher-of-truth. (We have no branch.)
A really sweet stray pup from Delhi up for adoption. Please give her a chance! Contact 9818057745. Pls RT
EXCLUSIVE! Full setlist of cancelled #Metallica show in Gurgaon revealed.
HOLY SHIZZLE BATMAN!! @thetanmay joined the Congress party and became Baba Siddique's BFF!!!!
Why? What did people DO to it?
Um. No HMV. No.
Dear London, you cannot be serious. You cannot.
Currently sitting at a Chinese restaurant. It is called, I shit you not, Yocoko.
Today's #ItHappensOnlyInAndheri image of the day
I love unintentionally homoerotic headlines
I googled "Game of Thrones wallpaper" How he got in there, I have no idea.
Dear @Ziteapp and @DNA. Image selection #FAIL
Canada. Day #4. Real reason for coming to Canada achieved. Everything from here on out is just fluff.
Canada, Day #1. Hey, look who I met!
Cheers from Toronto!!
No Easter eggs for me, but I just got a giant box of @HelloMeHippo Eggs. Okay that sounds wrong. THANK YOU HIPPO!
Wait Bing. Why can't I own a WHAT?!
Best. Innuendo-laced. Food-name. EVER.
Back from holiday in Bali. Should be depressed but can't be given that I walked in to find this waiting for me :D
I can vouch for the fact that that does what it says on the box.
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