mmmaiko

@mmmaiko

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fuckers saw me in underwear & didn't share their donuts. #rooferwood

who's into honey badgers? here's a dead stuffed one.

. can't bring this to #AToC but here is a flamingo head!

came out of bedroom in underwear to make tea...then we locked eyes.

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#Roubaix brunch special 2: cobbler, of course.

#Roubaix brunch special. deep fried egg benedict w/ duvel hollandaise. (poaching isn't hellish enough)

i have doubts about this fashionsponsor. dungaree shirt + khakis do not "fashion" make.

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"men's date night uniform" according to ruelala. "unfuckable" according to me.

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this guy blatantly positioned himself for an upskirt.

no, THIS is. bobbit!!

cock as in rooster. or as my people say it "looster."

. enjoy!

pig in planket had some #planket shrinkage. need to txt this cockshot. i'd get more pussy than favre, no? #fabianese

post-ronde brunch is giant pig in #planket. it's more of a Dutch treat but what the hog... #fabianese attn:

style tip: paparazzi all shop at the same clothing store: fanny packs, cargo pants & beyond. #bbbonds

tommeke tommeke tommeke! snow on my belgian waffles. (no it doesn't make one giant kitty face waffle as it should)

look who's making waffles for me!!

Asian delicacy: edible #orchidometer