kegels world champion.
fuckers saw me in underwear & didn't share their donuts. #rooferwood
who's into honey badgers? here's a dead stuffed one.
. @wegelius can't bring this to #AToC but here is a flamingo head!
came out of bedroom in underwear to make tea...then we locked eyes.
#Roubaix brunch special 2: cobbler, of course.
#Roubaix brunch special. deep fried egg benedict w/ duvel hollandaise. (poaching isn't hellish enough)
i have doubts about this fashionsponsor. dungaree shirt + khakis do not "fashion" make.
"men's date night uniform" according to ruelala. "unfuckable" according to me.
this guy blatantly positioned himself for an upskirt.
@GreyManrod no, THIS is. bobbit!!
@GreyManrod cock as in rooster. or as my people say it "looster."
. @Teamsurly enjoy!
pig in planket had some #planket shrinkage. need to txt this cockshot. i'd get more pussy than favre, no? #fabianese
post-ronde brunch is giant pig in #planket. it's more of a Dutch treat but what the hog... #fabianese attn: @Teamsurly
style tip: paparazzi all shop at the same clothing store: fanny packs, cargo pants & beyond. #bbbonds
tommeke tommeke tommeke! snow on my belgian waffles. (no it doesn't make one giant kitty face waffle as it should)
look who's making waffles for me!!
Asian delicacy: edible #orchidometer
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