kegels world champion.
mother & daughter looking at online dating profiles on black berry, shittalking at nordstrom women's lounge.
proof that @timjohnsoncx is most likely a japanese girl masquerading as @johnswah! attn: @sarcastitom
look, buddy, i know it's sunday but can you not wear your CANCUN shirt to work? #osama
thank you, everyone, for joining me on the cake & pink box coming of age story. here's a pic of cake in my box.
#chickengaged done! I'll let you know if I propose to myself. thank you for your concern & support!
#chickengaged done & resting. sprouts need a few minutes more.
time to baste #chickengaged. too bad there is no Twitpic for aromas of roasting chicken & potatoes.
#chickengaged at 35 minute mark. potatoes going in.
and Brussels sprouts, also to be roasted. #chickengaged is looks headed for an open marriage w/ 2 sides.
#chickengaged side dish 1 is roasted new potatoes. having a side dish bodes not well for this engagement, huh?
fränk now lemon juiced, salted, peppered & lemons shoved up his ass. #chickengaged
I predict most of this lemon juice will drip immediately down to the pan. #chickengaged
this is fränk. he came in a 2 pack w/ andy who's been quartered & frozen. andy's wings & tail are getting #chickengaged
I hope this was meant as a black flag reference!!!
check this crazy dollar store hair accessory display. view actual size this pic fo sho.
@Teamsurly take note.
@embrocationcycl @cycleboredom lynx jerky!!
this would make the best ep of hoarders yet!! dead tropical birds.
not creeped out? try the caiman in a jar!
here. let me creep you out with a Komodo dragon emptied of its contents.
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