mmmaiko

@mmmaiko

kegels world champion.

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mother & daughter looking at online dating profiles on black berry, shittalking at nordstrom women's lounge.

proof that is most likely a japanese girl masquerading as ! attn:

  • 1236 days ago via site
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look, buddy, i know it's sunday but can you not wear your CANCUN shirt to work? #osama

  • 1239 days ago via site
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thank you, everyone, for joining me on the cake & pink box coming of age story. here's a pic of cake in my box.

#chickengaged done! I'll let you know if I propose to myself. thank you for your concern & support!

#chickengaged done & resting. sprouts need a few minutes more.

time to baste #chickengaged. too bad there is no Twitpic for aromas of roasting chicken & potatoes.

#chickengaged at 35 minute mark. potatoes going in.

and Brussels sprouts, also to be roasted. #chickengaged is looks headed for an open marriage w/ 2 sides.

#chickengaged side dish 1 is roasted new potatoes. having a side dish bodes not well for this engagement, huh?

fränk now lemon juiced, salted, peppered & lemons shoved up his ass. #chickengaged

I predict most of this lemon juice will drip immediately down to the pan. #chickengaged

this is fränk. he came in a 2 pack w/ andy who's been quartered & frozen. andy's wings & tail are getting #chickengaged

I hope this was meant as a black flag reference!!!

check this crazy dollar store hair accessory display. view actual size this pic fo sho.

take note.

lynx jerky!!

this would make the best ep of hoarders yet!! dead tropical birds.

not creeped out? try the caiman in a jar!

here. let me creep you out with a Komodo dragon emptied of its contents.