kegels world champion.
my mom sent me Japanese #zabriskiediet care package w/ hello kitty stamps.
#glutenfree #vegan spice cake w/ chai frosting. #zabriskiediet
"I smell like fish. I like eating sardines & shrimp!!!"
maybe wear this on a playdate with andy? #tdwtf
hi, andy. this is what #weening #TdF looks like!! #tdwtf
#TdF second rest day steak. #tdwtf #contadordiet
get the fuck outta my timeline! you blocked me, dickwad.
anyone want a gmail invite? i have a bunch. no, you read right. not google+. gmail!!!
@positronicshell no no, *I* am the dorkus
in which we catch frank tweet doping by plagiarizing VDV.
dear anglo empire, we own your debts & we boil yer nuts! sincerely, asians (plz read ingredients)
happy father's day, tobias fünke! marshalls recommends booty shorts as a gift for your daddy.
i mean, the würth bear looks like he's way into hip hop. look how he wears that cap!!
ooof, garzelli counters w/ non-trucker acqua e sapone cap. gadret wins this round. #giro #dickheadwatch
gadret skull & crossbones headwear. garzelli, your move. #giro #dickheadwatch
the #60MinutesParty cake is an homage to @nyvelocity's infamous tweet!
fuck. where the fuck is estaTHEo?!??
@_gavia_ thoughts on this garzelli hat with asian flavor?
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