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my mom sent me Japanese #zabriskiediet care package w/ hello kitty stamps.

#glutenfree #vegan spice cake w/ chai frosting. #zabriskiediet

"I smell like fish. I like eating sardines & shrimp!!!"

maybe wear this on a playdate with andy? #tdwtf

hi, andy. this is what #weening #TdF looks like!! #tdwtf

#TdF second rest day steak. #tdwtf #contadordiet


get the fuck outta my timeline! you blocked me, dickwad.

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anyone want a gmail invite? i have a bunch. no, you read right. not google+. gmail!!!

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no no, *I* am the dorkus

in which we catch frank tweet doping by plagiarizing VDV.

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dear anglo empire, we own your debts & we boil yer nuts! sincerely, asians (plz read ingredients)

happy father's day, tobias fünke! marshalls recommends booty shorts as a gift for your daddy.

i mean, the würth bear looks like he's way into hip hop. look how he wears that cap!!

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ooof, garzelli counters w/ non-trucker acqua e sapone cap. gadret wins this round. #giro #dickheadwatch

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gadret skull & crossbones headwear. garzelli, your move. #giro #dickheadwatch

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the #60MinutesParty cake is an homage to 's infamous tweet!

fuck. where the fuck is estaTHEo?!??

thoughts on this garzelli hat with asian flavor?

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