Just watch out for anybody who has an Ovation guitar. That's your clue right there that something bad is about to happen. - Kim Deal
I never realized that Maps for iPhone uses "Gayborhood".
@TroyRenck Your avatar reminds me of this:
Phillies win! Phillies win!
My most popular tweet ever, me thinks.
@echofon This is what I mentioned a few days ago. Devious maids sound like a good time, but it keeps popping up.
I've always hoped that Cameron Rupp won't make it up to Philly. I can't take this kind of ugly.
Did Allstate just call me a lesbian?
I've been laughing at this for two days.
I'm laughing that he used TXT to try to DM her. Just text her!
The story gets even better when you realize just who Troy Aikman is trying to bang.
@zoowithroy I disagree. My high school's narc was in that video.
One of my better ideas, I thought. @DennisDeitch
You're goddamn right I found a Glenn Robinson temporary tattoo from the 1996 Dream Team.
The Japanese dog culture warps my mind. They censor the dog's junk, lest you get any ideas.
What the fuck?
Green Day just played to 60,000 people in London. #breathtaking
I love Delmon Young's Instagram profile.
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