Sixto Lezcano

@mleif

Just watch out for anybody who has an Ovation guitar. That's your clue right there that something bad is about to happen. - Kim Deal

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And finally, after a lengthy description of how each person will die...

That is quite the spirited opening paragraph.

OH SHIT.

It feels appropriate, given the screen cracking.

We're here in Chi-Town where Chef Kyle Kendrick is serving up a bold take on fastballs: a mid-80's cutter.

Sorry, scientists, but Roy Halladay's Biceps don't believe you.

The fuck?

I imagine the blood spatter was to prevent anyone from going on a bitching marathon.

Also, I might need to tune in to Creighton Rabs' midnight comedy radio show.

The only three responses to Franklin Mills' question, "Which snack breaks your diet?"

:(

Haaaaaa

Happy to help.