Martin Kayes

@mkayes

Sometimes I tweet, sometimes I don't. http://t.co/WqZNA0CVNl http://t.co/Eq6EMP0kwF http://t.co/CTNEA9YrbL

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I saw this matching Mini & trailer earlier today. What kind of person would do that? #BellEnd

This was my first tweet. #MyMumMustBeSoProud

BT Sport leaving a lot to the imagination in the synopsis for on the show!

No. I am an IT consultant and know the difference. Here’s what you display…

I have an Angry Bird too, mine is topping the xmas tree in my office

#Norad’s Santa Tracker shows the big man is over Baghdad and on his way to London #santatracker

Hey how about giving a chocolate Santa from Lidl?

Old women are trembling with fear after yesterday’s Google/Microsoft clamp down. No more searching for this

This venn diagram might cheer you up...

I’ve been practicing my street talk, but for the life of me I just don’t get this one

Happy Belated Birthday to - sorry it's late :-)

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I need your help to find this eBay auction with it’s epic photo #FAIL

Siri #FAIL (thank God)

For those of you who aren't Pay Wall impaired check out the very funny "Jeremy Clarkson: My Week" in The Times

Top tip for Morrisons - remove the poo from the Rump of Beef before cooking it

Excited to have just received my copy of new book :)

Artist Paul Nobel has been influenced by 's critically acclaimed 2010 piece "Turd Race"

I wonder if this letter from Sky TV is legally binding? #FreeTV

Yes! Just got my very own iPhone spell check #FAIL

Look at the goodies that Karl Pilkington's agent sent me :-)