@itsjasonandrews hmmm he should only be on one. I photographed him

Who wants to see a close up of Jordan's flange?

If you missed my #xfactor prediction earlier, it's Danyl going home tonight. I'm always right

@DanniiMinogue Vote Stacey!

. @Schofe Button injured in F1 incident!!!

#xfactor spoiler, don't look at this @tiger_m @DanniiMinogue

Minging?

Look it's @Beverleyknight on the telly with an old bloke and a Gimp

Before Mr Cadbury made chocolate he used to give blowies to business men for a shilling as this statue shows

Ha ha chaps, I got a kiss from both @Beverleyknight & @suziperry - here they are with Isabel

Could SkyNews have picked a better picture for this story than the pose that @Schwarzenegger is in! lol

What a nice game for kids

trying again: I bought myself a new coffee mug today. I think @Jason_Manford should get one too

Just told this woman she had a nice ass and she said I could ride it for £2, slag

@Jennifalconer I found somewhere for your wedding yesterday. It's in Yorkshire do that's half of the family happy