Mike Partyka

@mjp2haiku

Tweeting in haiku / relieves me of the need for / a mental filter. (Buy my books at http://http://t.co/r9JclcHG !)

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#Next #elections in / the #MiddleEast, #ask #women, / "#AreYouBetterOff?" #haiku #Neda #Aisha #Acid #Blue #Bra

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#Difference between / #ClintEastwood and #SandraFluke / is in the #slogans. #haiku #RNC2012 #DNC2012 #Freeloading

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Are #Augusta and / the #Avengers running the / #same #MembershipDrive? #haiku #AugustaNational #Masters #GirlPower

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Is the #world #ready / for "#Obama's #Avengers" / in #2016? #haiku #AffirmativeAction #Quotas #PostRacialAmerica

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Check before you go: / If you have got one of these, / you're in the right place. #haiku #Obvious #Patterns

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#Earth2's #GreenLantern / has been through some #changes, but / some things stay the same. #haiku #DCComics #New52

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"I find your lack of / a passenger side airbag / disturbing." (Ack! Choke!) #haiku #DarthVader #StarWars #headrest

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Do you have "The Meat"? / Here's a #toy #collection to / #test your #OCD! #haiku #Rocky #Anniversary #Stallone

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What kids in Japan / do for summer vacation: Zero-G training! #haiku

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What #MichaelJackson / might have looked like had he left / well enough alone. #haiku #AgeProgression

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Are you man enough / to handle a car like this? / The short answer: NO. #haiku

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On autopilot. / Good thing I noticed these shoes / don't go with these pants. #haiku

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Be a good person, / and you might become a saint, / just like this Q-tip. #haiku

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Call me a hard sell, / but I'm really not impressed / with the iPad 3. #haiku

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Let us not lose sight, / while reviewing how things are, / of how things should be. #haiku

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Atlanta airport's / security supplied by / New Phyrexia? (2) http://bit.ly/i5IVEc #haiku

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Atlanta airport's / security supplied by / New Phyrexia? http://bit.ly/i5IVEc #haiku

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Gas, $8.88? / Had to reassure myself / the sign was broken. #haiku

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