I need this immediately

If I have a daughter, remind me not to send her to this school:

I stole this from @scottkinnaird It's too good not to steal and share. Attn: @indieconrack @mzmyrtle @mzmartincoyne

Best church name ever. #latentsexuality #thesepeopleneedhelp

Say Hello to Batshit & Cuckoo #canthelpmyself #sickhumor

I forgot to get Sarah Palin doll an Xmas present. I think she needs a gay boyfriend. Thoughts?

Awesome teal rock candy lamps. I wanna lick them.

I'm so in love with this I cannot breathe. #idie #call911

3 words that will save the economy:

Reason #3 to NEVER EVER EVER vote for @maryfallin:

Here's a better shot of the previously shown rug, in the color way that I must have.

Here's the side chair that I want to marry. (i posted it wrong earlier.) I die for it. My room is complete.

Here's the side chair that I want to marry. (i posted it wrong earlier.) I die for it. My room is complete.

Okay @mzmartincoyne here is the Holy Mother of Gawd Chair. Get ready to die. (I sent it wrong earlier.)

Okay @jenjoliver, have the phone handy, pre-dialed to 911, (I sent it wrong earlier) Thank me later.

Hey Wingnuts, don't even remotely think about messing with her.

Just hangin' with my LUVAH xoxo

I was completely sober when I thought this was a good activity on the airplane.

Me & my Bitches in Mexico.

Deep in thought.