Narcissist with delusion of grandeur and bad comedic timing. Lover of guacamole and tequila. Former middle school dance DJ. Named a Favorite Thing by Oprah.
I'll see your golf umbrella, and raise you a patio umbrella.
Riiiight, Facebook users. This is TOTALLY not photoshopped.
Well this is odd @onekingslane. I didn't realize doubling the price of something just to discount it was cool…
Happy Valentine's Day and a BIG ASS CONGRATS to the 50th Anniv COVER MODEL @chrissyteigen OMFG!
In this story about Anne Hathaway nearly drowning, Daily Mail makes a big caption error:
@aannajjane @Brooklynesque TWINSIES
Because of his stupid hats?
How'd you guess, Spotify?
Carey and Rooney will soon merge to become Carooney!
Psst. You with a good eye! Who makes this coat?
@bellebellebeau @thedrybar This is the plan:
.@SartoriallyInc Right, but what if it looked like THIS?!
Who Wore It Better? @caradelevingne or Marv from Home Alone?
MAD for Plaid! @SartoriallyInc
Poster child for cool. And for the Tanda Zap!!
RT @JennyJohnsonHi5: 47% of the people I follow have had sex with John Mayer. // #truth
Yeah, but I missed it! RT @KellyRipa: Randomly to any1..did Oprah call back? Has anyone received a call from Oprah yet?
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