I have a horrible feeling this movie isn't going to end well....

This ad is in #guardian almost every week. How many home helps can someone need?

Nothing to wear? Try spraying on a dress! (Courtesy of www.time.com)

Grumpy? Moody? Horny? Lazy? Cowshed has the pants for you...www.cowshedonline.con

#seriousDaisy. If you are thinking of buying 'charity' christmas cards then check this table first.

Where is this covermount madness going to end? Carrying the #guardian home today was a NIGHTMARE x

#personalAds. This classic from the #LondonReviewOfBooks made me LOL and call 999 simultaneously. X

#PersonalAds Raw steak AND Bridlington? X

Dear Barry - I have no idea what you are talking about....but weirdly you have got my interest x

Sorry mate - this lady's not for turning....

Anything that involves the word 'helmet' is a guaranteed winner for me....xd

'Exercise?! Exercise?! Who remembers exercise? What were THAT all about?' #peterkayisntfunny

This could possibly be the greatest comic partnership since Blair and Brown....xd

For all those lovers of #LizJones out there please AVERT YOUR EYES. ;-) xd

#timvine makes me laugh 93% of the time. The other 7% I am blinking. Xd

Who would be so naughty as to rearrange the books in WHSmith thus?.....;-xd

Authors queue up to submit #NaNoWriMo manuscripts to Miss Daisy Frost Inc. ;-) xd

#howthetabloidswork. Take three fans who say Cheryl should leave XFactor and create this frontpage..

#howthepressworks. Take a v old bit of gossip and present it in the present tense as current news.