@DiscoMcDisco @theperpspiral @pinkjellybaby I got a pretty shiney new one!

New laptop time! I wasn't allowed a mac.

@actualfiasco thank you. I'm really pleased with how they turned out. This is the back...

I just turned over expecting to watch a show on sex positions. I am sorely disappointed.

My designed baby shower invites have arrived. They look awesome. Pat on the back for me

Cat on the laptop. Cat on the laptop. Reminds me of the time she tweeted from my phone.

Boys, this is what goes down when your lady says she "has a headache".

Hands up if you want to come see Union Gap with me!

Dog stole bread off the counter so he's now not getting bacon. Try explaining this to him

I love blossom!

@danboog best egg ever!

For my 30th birthday I'm getting the dog on the right. A dog is not for xmas. It's for birthdays!!

I've had this baby shower invite made. Yey or nay?

I asked and the gods delivered. A.M.A.Z.I.N.G

Really? Is this necessary? 'Mummy To Be'. Well done you, you had sex and your ovaries work.

@jallford awesome. Where have the attached contributions come from? I left the company 8 years ago.

Not at all disrespectful to the dead. Not at all.

Double exposure....Paris style

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