I hate to cave like this, but enough is enough. I hope you're satisfied.
1371 days ago via site
When you look at this photo he can read your mind. Born: September 23rd, 2010.
1377 days ago via site
His name is West Anaximander Collins. And like a bee, he can smell fear. Unlike a bee, he likes boobs and needs frequent diaper changes. I like him.
1377 days ago via site
His speech was slurred. 1/2 the time i couldn't even understand what he was saying.
1426 days ago via site
This is the demographic data that facebook provides me of everyone who "likes" me on facebook. So far Manchester, UK seems to be where i have the highest concentration of friends. This is surprising to me, as i've never been to manchester. Perhaps all of my old friends from college have skewed the data by moving there and having lots of children.
Interestingly, judging from this graph, elderly men tend to not like me at all. Have i collected your statistics? If not log on to http://www.facebook.com/officialmisha and "like" me--i'll be ordering everyone boots soon and i need your sizes.
1436 days ago via site
This is me and mike on the trip described in the article. funny thing about this was we did kayak and canoe down the LA river, but a lot of the time we had to carry our canoes and kayaks because the water wasn't deep enough, so if any officials from the EPA had been with us they would have seen that in fact, it was not a "navigable waterway." But lets not get bogged down in the details...
1448 days ago via site
Now that I look closely at the picture, I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't have made out with these girls.
there's a rumor floating around that i have had a baby. I have not (to my knowledge). Actually jim and i rescued this baby from a woman claiming to be it's mother on the train platform in Frankfurt. Jim had it in his luggage on the way back to the US, but it was our bad luck that it woke up and started crying in his suitcase just as we were going through customs. Needless to say the border nazis took it away.
1465 days ago via site
I met this woman while jogging this morning and i liked both her message and her fashion sense. She told me that an apartment in her building was vacant, that it was a good neighborhood, and that should i want to move in, she'd put in a good word for me with the landlord.
1484 days ago via site
I know it's rude to be critical of gifts one receives, but I do want to point out that some of you generous people seem to be confused about my gender.
PS if you don't know what i'm talking about, you're probably better off.
1537 days ago via site
I've been getting into bike accidents for a while
1549 days ago via site
Floppy purple petals? Come on, it doesn't get more manly that that.