Actor, baker, candlestick maker
"Most French Maids in one place" was just one of the Guinness World Records we broke yesterday.
I hate having to micromanage like this...
Such a professional workplace environment.
You know how when a bunch of nuns grab you and start putting their hands all over you?
take 2: people are always asking if i'm a "shipper." Here's my answer once and for all...
Guinness (@gwrnews) should give other record holders attention too. The new Book of World Records is all about us.
Today I want to give a big squishy hug to the US Supreme Court and a fist-pumping "F-YEAH!" to queer America!
Unfortunately there's still a lot of street violence in Haiti. I witnessed this horrible incident yesterday:
& if I can ever upload it... Yes! This is what the school/orphanage that you all paid to build looks like now:
I'm in Haiti. u can see some of the Random Acts volunteers toiling selflessly in the background behind me.
Wow! I'm a man of my word, so all of this money is going to help the oft-overlooked & underserved baby seal hunters.
A little down time with the guys in the greenroom in Sydney...
The Birmingham, UK convention was nice, but i wish the attendees had shown a little enthusiasm.
My son is absolutely fascinated by the sights in historic Edinburgh. I must say, he's pretty advanced for a 2-year-old.
In england they still do a sort of permanent, painful branding on the animals. I think it's unnecessarily cruel.
It's a shame, the UK used to be so quaint and lovely... The 21st century has not been kind.
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