ᴅɪᴅ yᴏᴜ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴩᴜɴᴋ?
5 year old's way of rebelling against bedtime: smuggle Dad's phone into bedroom, send Wall of Emoji... 40+ times.
My 6 year old daughter and her Main Man, who is more than twice her age. #NeverSayNever
My four year old: "WHAT?! That is so dumb."
Two little girls found their father's senior yearbook. Flipping thru, everyone was "Justin Bieber" until they saw "Grumpy Dad!"
Story time. Sometimes full of accidental LOL.
One day, she'll hate me for putting this into the cloud. Sorry kid. Had to. <3
While I sat in the shade... #SoCal
Me: "No electronics today." Her: "Yeah, we'll see about that." (Outfit #5)
@markelle Yep, for sure. I'm already miserable from winds stirring up allergens. She's gaming after a dose of Tylenol.
Big sketchy cat who pretends to hate my children -- found her draped across a sleeping Ripley. What a poseur. #replaced
My 5 year old is now freaking me out on purpose.
You're so silly, LA Times.
I wouldn't mind a day or two of that.
I see what you're doing there, Elvis.
This is why I hide my Sharpies.
Nothing like watching some re-aired NYE thing and wondering who the hell that guy is and why he's doing The Sprinkler.
Also a pro when it comes to her sister getting hauled into the E.R.
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