1 part Marilyn Monroe (the curves) + 1 part NWA (the swearing - I've been tryna quit but it's just too much fun!) + 1 part Martha Stewart (the skills!!).
This is a real life text conversation I just had with a friend who wishes to remain anonymous, for obvious reasons.
@freshalina Plies! Look at this damn skin!
I really can't stand @youngsinick right now. We talmbout JT & he sends me a pic of this mofo in a gotdayum denim suit AND hat!!
Look at this shit. A whole chunk of freeway/bridge just missing. These are the things I fear most in life.
@CadillacCustSvc thank you. :( There was a random pole in the mall parking lot, I didn't see it & I hit it.
Okay, this......and then goodnite. #TwitPicAPhotoInYaPhoneYouCantExplain
This is my bedroom window & this is Boo Radley's truck. He sits there & leers at me. This can't be legal. I hate him.
@DragonflyJonez @MsClark_ I'ma let you finish, but @mimilovesmojito had the best Eazy E costume of all time. *drops mic*
@freshalina you ever seent my Eazy E Halloween pic?
WOW, did you guys see @RealLyndaCarter on VH1?? She looks amazing. Y'all know I'm obsessed w Wonder Woman
Cutest baby ever! RT @beauty_jackson: Can we make today #FatbabyFriday? Twitpic your cute ass babies and make me giddy!
@MaryLilli for you!
They still sell these things?? What kind of person puts these in their car??
@MaryLilli i can't even see that, so there. But I know you can see this.....
RT @DritaDavanzo: #FactsAboutMe I was Wonder Woman for about 5 years in a row..my mother had to beg me to change my costume.lol
Look what's at the bottom of the LAHH: ATL page on VH1 dot com: hahahaha! A hot ass mess!
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