Really attractive comedian. But a girl one.
Had to take Plan B (again...more on that later). Boyfriend came home with this as an "I'm sorry" gift.
Holy shit, you guys. This is my new jam.
My kid is cooler than your kid. She also got mad at me for taking her picture which means she isn't a narcissist. Bonus points.
Not gonna make it to Argus. Here's a picture explaining.
8:35 on a school night!? I'm going to pull this picture out when she hates me in 10 years.
Here is the other half of my costume.
Can't help myself. More baby bunnies. #furryfriday
My is Friday is better than your Friday.
You guys! Txts with the ex!
Ballerina Kitty and baseball.
This is REALLY happening to my right on BART right now. I want to punch him but he's so funny! #sf #BART
The kids aren't getting monogramed towels for Christmas.
Hanging out with @FunnyFelipe. Apparently he's famous. He just told me less is more.
Pizza sandwiches seem like a good idea in theory but they're hard to eat.
1:30am Eastern time. Drunk face. 86th floor of the Empire State Building.
In NY for 6 hours and boyfriend is already getting hit on.
Santa Cruz, why did I leave you?
Helped boyfriend look for a new home today. I wish this picture was a joke.
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