A $100,000 contract with cosmetics giant Covergirl, a contract with Elite Model Management, and a cover and six-page fashion spread in Italian Vogue.
Waiting for my Facebook friends to ask who this is.
@ShurrupShaun Oh that didn't work.
Embracing geek chic for @Pink tonight (cc. @FairyRach).
@AdemWithAnE Is Nadine appearing?
??!!?!? Dysfunctional = Tory???
@TheRichardEric @antmusik @ademwithane
OH MY GOD DYING ILY BRITNEY JEAN
@Cazzerz "hai guys how u? I'm kl, jst chillin fukn up ur lives n redin a buk lol sry not sry"
@Cazzerz "Trolling will get you nowhere, they said. Find a lucrative career, they said. Well now Miriam is rich."
@Cazzerz "Thank you Nigeria for the upgrade. Trollololololol."
@Cazzerz "Oh crap, that's not the right room. Oh well nvm happy new year me lol"
I want to be the red queen from Resident Evil. Fucking fabulous evil bitch.
@mmm_gash @jianpiero @nekcimenij Put some clothes on Jamie.
I've been watching this scene for, like, five minutes and only just realised this is fucking Cam from Modern Family.
My hair hasn't been this short for at least twenty years. I kind of dig it though. And I've found my natural colour!
LOOK AT EDDIE OMG SHE'S SO CUTE.
@Cazzerz @mmm_gash But is this Britney in her hit music video (none for Will) or is it me in my avi idek.
#TwitPicYourLookAlike (thanks to @mmm_gash, my favourite Abortion, for the inspiration)
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