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You know us too well, Xzibit: "Yo dawg I herd you like Facebook."

"Search your Pringles! You know it to be true!" -Darth Vader

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Just reported a jam on I- 35. My mood: speedy, http://bit.ly/pIlJIo using @waze - Social GPS.

If you thought the @zappos app was awesome on the iPhone, you've got to see it on an iPad:

Wish I could spot this @redbull truck with @CarZar_app. Love seeing these around town!

Keeping up with live #LASW pitches from my living room. THIS is better than cable:

Was just talking about this today, but I didn't think it was true. There ARE other diaper changing table companies:

Remember the fuss about @garyvee's "99% of social media experts are clowns..." line? All explained in @TYEbook:

Someone's trying to leave me a message about #sansbeard:

Can't believe I'm using this hashtag. #sansbeard

First Google Latitude checkin offer completed. Free small curly fries (with purchase) from @Arbys:

Picking lunch spot based on enticing check-in offers; @arbys wins today:

Des Moines to see @DunkinDonuts soon? ORLY?

Love how two @redbull cans fit perfectly in my @VW's cupholders. #germanengineering (cc: @kumandgo)

Bacon and jalapeño filled crab rangoons? Yes, please! #dtfm

The sauce IS the boss. #sweetbabyrays

I'm so lucky to have this little guy (and a loving wife) to come home to each day.