I don't know if you can tell how far up this traffic goes. We've be en here for like a little over a half an hour.

Hahaha this is going to be a good game.

After (total elapsed time: between 20 and 30 minutes)

Before

First anti-Obama graffiti I've seen in Chicago. The conservatives a re getting hip to the streets.

This model has very poor taste in shoes.

Five Guys knows who I am. #1, baby.

Are you kidding me? Text spam?

This game is already being submissive.

Great architecture here at the Chicago Symphony Orchestra :/

@PaperHeartMovie Dear Charlyne, please don't be creeped out by my Halloween costume.

I don't know how I feel about this. You can't really see, but it's all streaky/bubbly, and the edges are messed up.

Wish you were here!

Tomato + baby spinach leaves + fresh mozzarella slices = omnomnomz. Lavish college lifestyle.

Best text ever.

This is where Rorschach gets his dry cleaning done.

My first time at Oberweiss!

Bunny Hutch

Check out how quaint this place is.

I'm pretty much a man now.