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Just can't get enough

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And with that Crosby FG, yours truly squeaks out a win against .

Check this out: Ball Droppers is , Waffle Crotch is Spencer096

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I'm so scrimp wit it. http://maps.google.com/?ll=29.519780,-98.488502

Shucks, touchdown. Anyway, what's a 4 letter word for excrement?

"bouncy castle"

New Yahoo! football fantasy app says that A. Rodgers has a bye week. Let's work out those kinks.

They are filming Friday Night Lights in the hood. Tried to get closer but they shooed me away.

My kind of bus driver

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Daddy Fat Stacks

"Daddy, is that your plaque for Skater of the Decade?" http://maps.google.com/?ll=30.372612,-97.731110

At the skating rink. First person to touch my shoulder gets my 2nd favorite pair of tube socks.

Looks like is in crisis mode in the MLJ fantasy league.

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Amazon knows me all too well.


Kreuz Market in Lockhart. Fidden to grub out. http://maps.google.com/?ll=29.884021,-97.678720

Braving Chuck E. Cheese. Hoping not to end up in the ER again.

Shit just got real.

I have no idea how I skinned my knee.