Texan, not nutso righty. Buff and Drifit™ wearer. @AROD apologist. Brisket over pork. #hookem

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My kind of party host: 3500 sf house with hella amenities and an SI swimsuit calendar in the kitchen.

Anyone know how much this bar weighs?

Anyone want me to livestream this Christmas pageant as a gentle reminder that childless is the way to go?

Dude’s just trying to get kids to read and he stays getting trashed by NBA twitter.

“They never appreciated me anyway. Hook ‘em.”

Gives tacos a bad name IMHO. /via

sadly, that's about the going rate. You can probably get this onesie for less if you do a little digging.

Let's get this #miggieteam sesh started, right? Let's get this sesh started quickly...right?

got this email out of the blue today. Creepy.

so close.

I knew android was a lying liarface.

party time, excellent. (I didn't take many)

Ya boy and got the hook up. #WPS #Arktober

Usually only fux wit Frito Lay or David but these are legit.


for Christmas, I gotchu. #goducks #wintheday #doitforWillie