Texan, not nutso righty. Buff and Drifit™ wearer. @AROD apologist. Brisket over pork. #hookem
My kind of party host: 3500 sf house with hella amenities and an SI swimsuit calendar in the kitchen.
Anyone know how much this bar weighs?
Anyone want me to livestream this Christmas pageant as a gentle reminder that childless is the way to go?
Dude’s just trying to get kids to read and he stays getting trashed by NBA twitter.
“They never appreciated me anyway. Hook ‘em.”
Gives tacos a bad name IMHO. /via @TampaBO
@aimorris sadly, that's about the going rate. You can probably get this onesie for less if you do a little digging.
Let's get this #miggieteam sesh started, right? Let's get this sesh started quickly...right?
@thatsonpoint got this email out of the blue today. Creepy.
@thatsonpoint so close.
@Tomas_Verde I knew android was a lying liarface.
@SouvenirCity party time, excellent. (I didn't take many)
Ya boy and @ButtersBC got the hook up. #WPS #Arktober
Usually only fux wit Frito Lay or David but these are legit.
@JaRomney for Christmas, I gotchu. #goducks #wintheday #doitforWillie
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