Michele Humes

@michelehumes

J'accuse!

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Further to an earlier RT, it seems the overlap, in stock photography, between "woman" and "corn" is a dadaist one.

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My Halloween makeup; more people talked to me on the subway last night than have in my entire time in New York.

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Why are Japanese restaurants here always trying to take away your miso lid? I want to mete out my miso, gradually.

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Magic brew: chicken, pork shank, wolfberries, dried shiitake, Solomon's seal, mountain yam, jujubes

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I have to show you the full photo! Oh, my poor mum.

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Stupid pic didn't post the first time:

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What kind of motmot is this?

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The howlers are *so* tough to photograph, but I managed to get one of this little baby monkey:

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Western hospitals should embrace Eastern congee-as-invalid-food principle. Unfuckupable, no foul stench. Unlike this:

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xoJane kind of makes my skin crawl

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Online stores like multiple choice slideshows for profile-building. But there's never a NONE OF THE ABOVE option.

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Mum and I, c. 1983:

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So, this is what a $16 pork chop looks like:

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A "David Eyre's pancake" from an Recipe Redux: http://nyti.ms/ePanQj "Serves 2 to 4"--or me.

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You left your badge!

Fun with my new e-doodler:

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It's always a bit poignant when one's razor clam tries to escape:

Yayyyy

Chinatown shuts down by 10 or so, but hot pots simmer in Sunset Park till 2am:

Ovaltine panna cotta at Spot. Astonishing.

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