VH1 Blogger, Comedian, and Person On TV Sometimes. Also my bangs are longer now, BEFORE you tweet anything to me about it.
"Daddy, go bring that little bitch in." - My mother, not quoting Oz, rather requesting the presence of this angel
Putting the DVR on paws is the joke my mother made. It's not bad.
I just opened my purse and found this from last night... @nycfiona @babycnyc
Actually, classed it up by ordering the D&B version of a Long Island Iced Tea...
Stooping to new lows to get Watch The Throne ticket at MSG tonight. #jayz
@swalks you need to sue Suri's face for copyright infringement.
She radiates beauty AMERICA
Just got out of the bath!
Another day in Williamsburg...
There's a dinner situation happening...
E! Is hilarious.
Wearing my new glasses around the Upper West. I look so successful people can't handle it.
Here's @BradWalsh modeling my dogs in picture frame pajamas. Does that make me the saddest?
Ladiiiies Fake Robert Pattinson wig model. Let's get this guy a movie.
This is some Ghostbuster II River of Slime shit right here.
New computer wallpaper
Here was the best thing to happen during an entire day of apple picking in Warwick NY @nycfiona @babycnyc @swalks
@ChelseaVPeretti thinking of uuuu
Packing my Barbra Streisand hands for Halloween
Best license plate ever? Aye.
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